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Ode to Beer

Since everyone is in the creative rhyming mood here is my contribution ... =P

A long time ago,
Way back in history,

When all there was to drink,
Was nothing but cups o' Tea,

Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
And he invented this wonderful drink,
And made it outta Hops.

He must've been an admiral,
A Sultan,
Or a King,

And to his praises,
We shall always sing,

Look what he has done for us,
He's filled us up with cheer,

The Lord bless Charlie Mops,
The man who invented;

Beer, beer, beer - tiddly-
Beer, beer, beer - tiddly- Beer, beer, beer - tiddly-beer...

A barrel o' Malt,
A bushel o' Hops,

You stir it around with a stick!

The kind o' Lubrication,
To make yer' engines tick,

So all ye Lads n' Lasses,
at Eleven O'clock ye stop!

And for five short seconds,
Remember Charlie Mops!

One .. Two .. Three .. Four .. Five ... HEY!

He must've been an admiral,
A Sultan,
Or a King,

And to his praises,
We shall always sing,

Look what he has done for us,
He's filled us up with cheer,

The Lord bless Charlie Mops,
The Lord bless Charlie Mops,
The Lord bless Charlie Mops,
The man who invented;

Beer, beer, beer - tiddly-
Beer, beer, beer - tiddly- Beer, beer, beer - tiddly-beer...

The Lord bless Charlie Mops! HEY!


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  1. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    Surgeon Generals Warning:
    This rhyme can have a severe but somewhat comical effect on drunken mates and has the uncanny ability of diffusing hostile barroom situations.

    Beer however is required for the former to work.

    XD!  

  2. thwen said...

    Haha, I think this is perfect with Irish beer and music!  

  3. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    u know me so well... ;)  


 

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