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» I find [music] more desirable than awkward silences or thunderous cacophonies.

It’s almost 5am Saturday morning, and Joe’s serenading me with his guitar. He’s playing a medley of melodies ranging from the melancholic to the mellow. He seems engrossed in being totally random about it all.

I wonder what’s going through his mind as I type this. I wonder if he’s been trying to tell me something all this while. Maybe I’m just too tired - or thick - to notice. Or maybe he’s just playing coy; jual mahal, they call it in Malay. Who knows for sure? For now, at least, I’m just content to listen to him play, sitting by his side.

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Violence against women is a despicable crime.


Victim of violence against women, Guatemala. Probably the woman was thrown out an apartment window by her husband, plunging to her death. It seems that her skull has shattered. Photo credits: Walter Astrada, Argentina/World Picture Network.

What do you think about violence against women?

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I'm back!
Sorry.. Been busy with exams and stupid Streamyx got problem.

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"Bear in mind that STPM is internationally recognised while matriculation programmes are not generally recognised outside Malaysia."


I submit that every astute student and parent with teenage children in Malaysia knows that Matriculation is behind STPM in terms quality. In this article, the astute, articulate and honourable Prof Datuk Dr Zainal Abidin Ahmad spews deceiving statements.

According to the Education Ministry’s Matriculation Division director Prof Datuk Dr Zainal Abidin Ahmad, results for the matriculation students will only be out in April but based on last year’s performance, he expects a high number of top scorers.

He stresses that contrary to common perception, matriculation programmes are equal to STPM in standard and quality.

“The exam papers are written by the same people that write STPM papers. The marking system is also rigorous with a three-tier process that includes external markers, usually the same ones as STPM,” he says.

The main difference is the structure of the programme, he explains:

“Matriculation is modular, which means that students do a few modules per semester, at the end of which students are tested. In the next semester, they do new modules.

For STPM, students study for about a year and a half and sit for a big examination at the end of it. STPM may be harder to do, but that does not mean that it is better.”

An academic from the UPM medical faculty shares that he finds STPM holders cope better in their studies.

UKM’s medical faculty dean, Prof Datuk Dr Lokman Saim, however, says that according to a study done by his faculty, there is no difference between the achievements of matriculation and STPM holders in UKM’s medicine programme. “What many students don’t realise is that having a CGPA 4.0 does not make a good doctor,” he adds.

The ministry's matriculation programmes do not only feed into public universities, but also private colleges and overseas programmes.

It is being increasingly accepted by foreign universities, notes Dr Zainal Abidin, and the division is also working towards agreements with more foreign universities. More importantly, he adds, matriculation programmes have become the choice programme for many SPM holders. “Last year, we received 25,000 applications for 20,000 places, including for the 10% non-bumiputra places. We had 1,800 straight-A students of all races entering the programme last year,” he says.

The honourable Datuk gets his statements eloquently rebutted and sometimes turned against him by the brilliant Penangnite, Jason Tan writing to The Star. Here are the main

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Is Malaysia populated by selfish ignorants and fools? If statistics from this article are not deceiving then I submit that the answer is yes.

90% of 991 calls are crank calls! Malaysians have reached an appalling low! Their actions actually borders the criminal as lives can be lost when legitimate calls are drowned out. Do you know how ill equipped this hotline centres are? I tried calling when there was a fire in my neighbour's house and the line was engaged. Imagine if there were people roasting inside.

There also have been cases of little kurang ajar kids calling for fire engines when there was no fire. Here we should fine their parents. Were they teaching their kids to be little rascals? I'm sure there are also many bored adult imbeciles who call 991 for amusement. Altogether I really, really wonder why people are like that. Don't these monkeys know that people could die because of their stupidity?

Look at it this way, apathy has taken over society. Public services are meant to be abused. The world is all about me, myself and I. Education doesn't seem to be the issue here. Nobody would first learn that 991 as a number for amusement. 90% of callers cannot have such shallow minds to call 991 being ignorant of its purpose. At least 30% of people can reason like me. Yet the refuse and rather act like imbeciles a make crank calls to the bomba.

One of the few solution seems to be to fine crank callers heavily. I suggest a RM1000 fine. The people must be severely reprimanded too. Then we can also jail pranksters who indirectly cause harm. Next we must have an explicitly graphic advertisement campaign to scare educate the public.

I hope nobody who reads this makes prank calls to the firemen. All views on this third class mentality are welcomed.


(Images courtesy of Paper Napkin)

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The tragic image of 13-year-old Omayra Sanchez trapped in debris caused by a mudslide following the eruption of a volcano in Colombia in 1985. Red Cross rescue workers had apparently repeatedly appealed to the government for a pump to lower the water level and for other help to free the girl. Finally rescuers gave up and spent their remaining time with her, comforting her and praying with her. She died of exposure after about 60 hours.

Photo credits: Frank Fournier (pictured below)


Click here to read about Frank's story of Omayra. May you rest in peace Omayra.

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Here is the story of a pompous young man who challenged faith. One day a holy man came to take up the challenge… Here is their story.

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Hi guys, I really haven't post anything in along time. I sort of got in the mood to post something due to the words by comrade cripple {Thanks a lot} Well guess I'll talk a little bit of my life & myself.

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A 2004 sandstorm in Chad. May the maelstrom of thoughts swell up in your mind to all you guys suffering from writer's block especially Rebel, Bohemian and our camera girl. I'll get a vaccine for lost of passion soon. XD

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Apologies for the long absence. The Bohemian returns just to write a post about how pissed off and how occupied he has been lately. Well, I just haven't been able to find anything to write about lately; neither do I want to be posting up anything that is second-rate.

Assignments, tests, quizzes and lengthy reports to hand up in the space a of a week of 5 days. Week in, week out you find yourself getting up at 7.00 a.m. just to get ready for a lecture so far away from your room. There is no time to be feeling stressed out. For the moment you groan about the massive workload piled up on you, another fresh load comes in. Ladies and germs gentlemen, this is the life of an undergraduate.

I have been so stressed lately that I have been doing things that seem nonsensical to me. For example, I had an entire conversation in Malay with Henry just to "kutuk" him for fun. I have been running around (and I mean running, literally) just to see if I can tire myself out. I skipped all the classes today just because I didn't feel like it. Things that I would normally never do. For your information, I have been grinning the whole day just for the fun of it. How weird can a day get?

Anyways, all I can say for now is that all this is due to this "obstacle" which is in the way of my life. Worst thing of all, I can't seem to identify what it is. I guess this post would have to end here, as I really have no idea what else to write. Should I be deRANDTisized?

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First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.

If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e., Hell is exothermic).

Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e., Hell is endothermic).

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms. Ashleigh Goh during my senior highschool year, that "It will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.

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few months back, i post about the kissing scene.

the post became a hit, though not many people commenting on it, it was a hit nonetheless. up to 100 people will click on the post every now and then and leave me messages about it.

kissing is a normal thing. not being kissed and having TONS of friends around you that has already been kissed (or kissed in that matter) or like, having them to already made out (its the same thing right?) is totally normal.


i had my kiss when i was 16. 16 yo! thats like… old, at least, in this modern society. hoho. people as young as 12 had their first kiss, and i had it at 16.

although it KILLS to not have my first kiss all this time, and having to see people all around me already had theirs (and their 2nd.. 3rd.. 10th…), i know i hadddd to wait and be patient and wait for someone to kiss me. (yea. lame line)

i mean, i cant just simply kiss any random guy i meet on the street right? that’ll be wrong. and i cant just simply get together with a guy and make out with him… well, you can, but that would just be a one night stand kind of thing, and thats not fun.

but yea.. i mean, kissing could be fun, could look oh so nice and can seem really yummy… but i mean, take your time. dont rush. dont worry about it. its not like you’re NOT gonna get it, like ever. that would just be weird.

you will get it. and when you do, believe me, you’ll be really worried. all first kissers are like that, they get worried and get nervous.

questions like:
01 how do i kiss?
02 what if i suck his mouth?????
03 what if my breath stinks?
04 what if his breath stinks?
05 what if im a bad kisser?
06 what if i hurt his lips/mouth/tongue???
07 if im a bad kisser, he’ll never kiss me again right?
08 should i breathe while kissing?
09 how should i breathe?
10 would kissing be as fun as how those celebrities potray in movies?
seriously… all these questions will come in you mind. its normal. when it does go to your head, you’ll start to be all worried and scared. and thats normal too.



but then again, when you actually get to kiss someone, and started to be all comfortable about it (it took me about 1 month to get comfortable with it), only then will you get the hang of it…

and when you DO get the hang of it, you will definately start experimenting with different kisses. or like, play around… be naughty. and when you do, only then will you feel the fun of it.

but that is though, IF your partner is a good kisser.

things to spoil a good kiss:
01 BAD BREATH!
02 rough kisses
03 if it he/she hurts you (biting you tongue etc)
04 yucky teeth
hahahaha… so hey, take your time. dont rush. and when the time comes, have fun ;)

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This picture really captures the tragedy of Beslan. An innocent child's life snatched away by evil humans that show contempt to the sanctity of life. May you all rest in peace, victims of a tragedy. Photo credits: Yuri Kozyrev, Time Magazine.

I dedicate this picture to our Bohemian who loves this kind of pictures. May you be cured of writer's block and be prevented from losing your passion.

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UN Hypocrisy


Listen to the UN watch representative's condemnation.

Syria, Iran, Sudan, Russia and China condemned Israel because it's USA's proxy. These criminal governments maybe except Syria orchestrate far worse crimes than Israel. Why don't I see these countries condemned at the UN Human rights commission? The OIC is another hypocritic organisation. Why don't they condemn the Arab racists, murderers and rapists of Sudan? Why no condemnation of Muslim on Muslim killing in Iraq? Why no censure against the pseudo civil war in Gaza? Hypocrites!!

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I found this on Boing Boing. The kiasu Singaporeans are building this crazy condominium with four towers seemingly hanging off the sides of another, central tower. The 153 meter tall condominium will be located at the intersection of Scotts Road and Cairnhill Road, in close proximity to Orchard Road, Singapore’s most famous street. With 20,000m² of built floor area, the building will provide 68 high-end apartment units with panoramic views. Due to the highly regulated building environment in Singapore, developers are forced to get creative when they want to cram as many apartment units as possible in one building. The design strategically maneuvers within the highly regulated building environment to maximize the fullest potential of the site. I'll want to live in such a future icon. To me Singaporean engineers and architects being one of the best in the world and building in a very strict environment will construct the safest of structures in the world. Want to move into that insane condominium once it's finished?

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P.S: On this blog, stupid and ignorant commenters asked whether the building is earthquake proof. Are there earthquakes in Singapore or Malaysia? That blogger also doesn't understand that the laws of physics are "divine".

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This is a continuation of Jaspreet's (Kwatra's) awesome short story entitled 'The Cradle'. Leave comments and tell me what you think, yeah? *wink*

The city lived in the darkness of the Cradle's legacy, its citizens' lives torn and shaped by the misery embodied in its charred shell, and the tormented souls that haunt it. At night even the most cold-blooded murderers dared not walk alone along the twisted alleys surrounding it - people say the very ground there is blighted by the evil that is the Cradle.

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Meet Toadzilla the toy dog sized toad. This monster of a cane toad was found in Northern Australia. The creature measured 20.5cm (8 inches) and weighed 861g (1.9lb). I would hate to meet his big sister! Click here for a bigger image.

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Bliar the warmonger-cam whore, cam whoring while Baghdad burns.


I'm a cynic when it comes to politicians. While attending the KDU Law faculty briefing I was told that a law degree is the best path to politics. Corruption was registering in my head when I was thinking about politicians. Practically all politicians are hypocrites and liars.Try to prove me wrong! Here are some categories of evil misdeeds by politicians.
  1. Generals conduct wars but politicians are the warmongers. The illegal Iraq war is a testimony to all warmongering leaders. The traitor Bush wrought chaos and destruction on Iraq all for bloody oil. I would tell you that all wars are for selfish reasons. World War I was for utterly petty reasons e.g. jealousy. The Vietnam was a truly foolish endevour of muscle flexing. India and Pakistan almost annihilated each other over a terrorist attack that took a relatively insignificant number of lives. Therefore all politicians who advocate war are selfish murderers.
  2. Then we have the thieving kind of politician. These lowlifes steal from the public to feed their greed. Many people know Dick Cheney is super corrupt. We have the king of Swaziland bedding young girls and buying them luxury cars while his country gets decimated by Aids. Our country get ever more corrupt as the years go by. Our politicians are surely involved.
  3. Then of course there is hypocrisy. Bush has yo-yoed on policy all the time. We have Chinese pretending to be neutral while shielding Sudan against the wrath of the world for genocide. We have a whole range of leaders who scream slanderous rhetoric and then conveniently denying any wrongdoing e.g. our Tourism Minister. We also know all to well that election manifestos are all empty promises. Look at Indonesia, their president promised to stem corruption but nothing has changed. Indonesia is still hyper-corrupt. Does this ring a bell?
  4. Politicians also enjoy raping Mother Earth by proxy. The Japanese want to reintroduce whaling when whales are still very threatened all to inflate their ego. European fishing ships are overfishing the West African coastal waters with politicians helping them by blackmailing West Africa by putting sanctions on the table. All this because of being bribed by fishing companies. Our government (politicians) allowed the leatherback turtle to go extinct locally.

Politicians = principled leaders? Think again....

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Of Love

Yes love.

I have always loved. And i will always love.
And i know that there are those who love me.

And of the many people i know these are the few that i truly love. I would give my life for them in a second, for i pray that He take my life first before them.

These are those people...

My Dad and Mum,


My cousin bro and sis; Kewel and Sonia,


My two darling angels; cousin twins, Reshwin & Heshwin,


And of course my pet genius Bert-Brain! (hes a mixed breed; Half pug and Half crazy)

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Writer's block has infected our bohemian, in-house "photojournalist" and rebel with a cause. Will it be like HIV, the influenza virus or a headache? Nevertheless, unlike biological illnesses, writer's block can be cured with these few pieces of advice.

  1. Snap a picture and post it up on a blog with a caption. Try pondering on the picture.
  2. People have writer’s block not because they can’t write, but because they despair of writing eloquently.” Turn the critical brain off. There is a time and place for criticism: it’s called editing. If you don't want to edit post up a draft here on RANDTS and request me to edit your writing.
  3. Set a blogging schedule. I can blog at least once a day. Maybe you guys could do it once every three days or once a week. Regardless, try to stick to it unless you really cannot.
  4. If violence is entertaining to you try watching Happy Tree Friends. The violence here is inspiring.
  5. Read the blogs of your friends to acquire inspiration.
  6. Write up lame numbered list like this.
  7. Put up a poll using this site.
  8. Take each post one at a time. Don't muddle your mind with too much thoughts.
  9. If you feel down think about cripples like me or the destitute people of Africa.
  10. Take a walk in the early morning breeze.
  11. Look at pug pictures (eima's recommendation).
I'm out of ideas. Perhaps I'll update this post in the future. Do I write bad posts?

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Watch the video to find out how flawed the Iraq war really is. Listen carefully to Mr Benn as well, he's one awesome orator.

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Nazriq my UIA friend is in the photo.

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Disability Manifesto

Our country isn't doing enough for disabled people. We lack in many benefits for the disabled. Malaysia may give their disabled citizens help but it's not enough. Here's what we need.

  1. We need disability pensions.
  2. We need a carer allowances (for we crippled ones).
  3. We need disabled friendly transportation. If São Paulo, Brazil could do it so can we!
  4. We need special scholarships for disabled students to pursue higher education.
  5. We need red tape to be cut when applying for benefits.
  6. We need Welfare officers to help us register as disabled people and obtain benefits by meeting us in a disabled friendly place. Our homes are the best since there is no way for some of us to go to the welfare office because of lack of transportation. Not everybody is lucky enough to possess our own transportation.
We need changes to our current benefits too.
  1. All disabled students must be given our RM 300 allowance regardless of where we study.
  2. Tax cuts must be fast-tracked for parents with disabled children and disabled people should not be taxed..
  3. We need old buildings to be made to accommodate disabled people too.
  4. We need free public transportation.
  5. We need a total waiver of vehicle taxes through a simple process.
  6. We need free medical treatment with no conditions except seeking treatment in government run hospitals.
  7. We need housing benefits in the form of allowances and subsidies everywhere.
I would to see all the above in the next few years. For more information on disability benefits click here (in Bahasa Melayu).

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Lawyers, doctors, accountants, businessmen, pharmacists, engineers, actors and so on have something in common. What is it?

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The big clock that hung against the wall ticked the hours away, as if clucking its tongue in disapproval at her barbarity; the obscene curses she chucked at anyone within earshot, the screams she spewed out like some vile, black liquid and the disarray of her limbs likened to that of a mutilated rag-doll, not in the throes of labor. And, through eyes as tightly clenched as fists, pushed, her stomach muscles wrestling with this alien yet familiar being trapped inside. It felt like pushing against a brick wall; painful, impossible. Bit by bit, feeling the mortar prying loose, the gap evolving into a cavern. And then - the head, cradled softly in the palms of the midwife, wrapped in sticky fluid. One last time, she squeezed her body, a welcome nudge, hello baby boy. The frown said it all; wrinkles unearthed from the tautness of her skin.

"A girl."

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This article from The Star seems to confirm that our government doesn't seem to be able to implement policy in a consistent manner. Why does a top student have to be worried about getting a scholarship!? It's absolutely ridiculous!!

Melisa Sia Yuk Ying of the Kian Kok Middle School here, who scored 16A1s and wants to do medicine, is now worried that she will not be given a scholarship meant for top scorers as her name is not on the list.

Just like many cases of wronged top students politicians have hijacked her problems. They now have made statements seemingly in support of her but more importantly the MCA politician has gotten free publicity about a "good" deed. That's just too bad. you scratch my back, I massage your back.

I know Bank Negara reserves scholarships for top SPM scorers according to the Syndicate's list. Because Melisa isn't on the list she's going to have a problem. However, I also won't surprised if Melisa gets her hopes dashed as Bank Negara even dared to even reject the Top Malay Scorer for SPM 2005, Ahnaf. A cynic would point out Bank Negara used Ahnaf to further the vendetta of some politicians against Singapore. At that time Ahnaf was on Asean scholarship in Singapore.

Now Melisa and her parents are going after Hishamuddin. Why does everything have to be so political. Our government shouldn't always allow the issue wronged top scorers become an embarrassment about irregular government policy. Nothing changes.........

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Knut el oso polar, originally uploaded by F-power.

Berlin Zoo has vowed it will not kill Knut the baby polar bear amid a heated row over whether it is right to hand-rear the cub, who was rejected by his mother. Knut has been nurtured by a keeper who has slept by his side, bottle-fed him, and strummed him Elvis Presley songs.

But suggestions the three-month-old should have been put down to stop him becoming emotionally and physically reliant on a human have caused outrage.

Isn't he cute?

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With April Fool's Day around the corner I suppose some of you guys are already planning something. But do you all really know it's origins?

It has been suggested that Europe derived its April-fooling from the French. France was one of the first nations to make January 1 officially New Year's Day (which was already celebrated by many), by decree of Charles IX. This was in 1564, even before the adoption of the Gregorian calendar (See Julian start of the year). Thus the New Year's gifts and visits of felicitation which had been the feature of the 1st of April became associated with the first day of January, and those who disliked or did not hear about the change were fair game for those wits who amused themselves by sending mock presents and paying calls of pretended ceremony on the 1st of April. French and Dutch references from 1508 and 1539 respectively describe April Fools' Day jokes and the custom of making them on the first of April.

I know that April Fool's Day is meant to be a day of jokes so please don't pull off non-funny or sickening pranks. Go check out this page to see what I mean.

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perforce \pur-FORS\, adverb:
By necessity; by force of circumstance.

. . .the error of supposing that, because everything indeed is not right with the world, everything must accordingly be wrong with the world; the error of supposing that, because we are plainly not a race of angels, we must perforce be a race of beasts.
-- James Gardner, "Infinite Jest (book reviews)", National Review, June 17, 1996

Perforce comes from French par force, "by force."


RANDTSers will parforce never die.....

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I can't sleep, so, I decided to post something random here.

I remember back in secondary school, we as teenagers will try to compete with fellow classmates in seeing who sleeps the latest at night and there are friends who I know who would end up not sleeping at all. Moreover, during exam season. Students enter the hall with dark circles around their eyes, looking dead like zombies and then complain about headache and wanting to sleep. Would it be because of stress that this is happening to teenagers? Physically, they are active by night but during the day, they are similar to bats; they sleep.

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Images (without Hui Wen) by huiwen7, and words by Albert (Comrade Cripple).

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Satay that was served at my party.


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The court awaits their General.

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This article from the Star really caught my eye. Here's the whole thing.


KUALA TERENGGANU: She meticulously jotted down every single secret tryst and over a period of four years, the 19-year-old school-leaver had compiled four diaries filled with scandalous stories.Her luck ran out on Tuesday when her 26-year-old sister inadvertently discovered the diaries while cleaning a wardrobe in their home in Setiu, 69km from here.

The housewife was enthralled by her teenage sister's juicy stories involving “a tall moustachioed man with seductive eyes” who sneaked into the room and took off her clothes almost every night while the others were sleeping. Her awe turned to shock and outrage when she discovered that mysterious man was her own husband.The teenager had apparently listed all the “naughty things” that the man, a hospital attendant, had done to her and even wrote down the lewd jokes he told her.Entries in the diaries revealed that the man had entered her room using a duplicate key for the first time in December 2003 when she ws 15-year-old schoolgirl.

The teenager's incensed sister took her to the police station where she lodged a police report. In her report, the teenager claimed that her brother-in-law had outraged her modesty several times over the past four years and had also attempted to rape her once. State Deputy CID chief Supt Khairi Ahrasa said a 31-year-old man had surrendered himself to the police after the report was lodged.


This case is very, very interesting. It's obvious the girl wasn't raped. Nobody gets raped and writes all the explicit details about in a diary. She must have really enjoyed being pleasured by her brother-in-law to have written about every single secret tryst and over a period of four years.

I'm also so amazed that the girl's sister did not know that her husband had been shagging his 15 year old sister-in-law. I wonder why that woman trusted her husband so much not to get suspicious about his nightly room exits. Well too bad that man had a nymphomaniac mistress who couldn't resist writing down their nights of passion. Now he's going to face charges of adultery, sexual assault, rape and statutory rape. He has thrown he's life away all because of lust.

I wonder what are the naughty things this two lust driven lovers did and what would happen now to the girl now............

*P.S. : I think the diaries would be a smash hit if posted online. Ahahahahahaha!!!

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Presenting the work of three great photographers, documenting some really cool things.

We'll kick it off with another dead animal picture, courtesy of Brian again. Or maybe... 'dead'. Well, technically, it isn't an animal, so it can't be dead; but it used to be part of an animal, so, I guess the first time you look, you'd think it was an animal that died sometime ago, and...

Aw shucks, just see it for yourselves.

The Really Long Snakeskin
That's Hann on the left (Joe's roomie, from JB too) and yours truly on the right.

It was a reptile exhibition at Jaya Jusco, Ipoh. Brian, Hann and I were in Ipoh for dinner the Friday night our break started, behind Jusco. After dinner we were quite surprised to see this exhibition there. Went in for RM4 a head, and what an exhibition it was!

We saw weird horned toads, little snakes, scorpions, and a baby monkey (it was late when we went, so the little bugger was all over the place, out of his cage). It was really cute. Heck, the trainer let us give him water - never knew it could down, what, almost 400ml at once? Now that's what I call thirsty.

And not only were there those guys. There were snake skins on the wall (that's the longest of them), and of course...

Cobra!
... this really angry kiddo. Hann kept blowing on him to see what would happen - oh yeah, he waved his slipper in front of the cobra awhile, too. It was all worth it 'cos we got to see the guy's hood! Brian took this photo of the cobra, poised to strike.

There were also massive pythons in a cage. They had coins all around them in the cage. Probably Chinese people threw them in. Hann and I blew on the pythons too, just to see their reaction. And wow! did they react. Watching them tense their muscles and all... raw power, baby!

(Hann commented that they seemed to be more pissed when I blew on them - a sign of halitosis? Or is it just me being a Snake [1989] too? Go figure.)

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On something totally unrelated, here's what happens when you put a bunch of guys together with the vending machine on the ground floor of my hostel block. Thanks to Ivan Chee's trusty camera-phone, you get to see:

Free Drinks for All! (1)

Free Drinks for All! (2)
... 52 soft drink cans, all bought for RM2.60.

Not RM2.60 per can, RM2.60 for all 52 of them. That works out to about RM0.05 per can. So, imagine selling it for RM1.00 per can. How much would your percentage of profit be per can?... $$$

There aren't 52 in the pictures, by the by, 'cos by the time Ivan took 'em some of them had already been taken (I took one, haha). You play around with the vending machine, and this is what you get...

But those 52 cans sure disappeared pretty fast. My room (where the fridge is) became pretty popular overnight too.

Oh yeah, as I'm writing this, there are about 32 new soft drink cans sitting outside of the fridge. They're from a recent "batch" that my buddies cooked up from the machine. The only reason they're out there is 'cos the fridge is jam-packed with the others (from the same "batch") they could fit in. Talk about scary...

Imagine the expression on the faces of the people who collect money and refill the machine. Cans gone, no change... *evil grin* Better ask Ivan to take a picture of the new batch soon then.

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And from FraudWasteAbuse comes a fantastic collection of pictures. Presenting a diamond in the rough, all the way from NYC:

Incredible Graffiti Covered Building (3)

Incredible Graffiti Covered Building (1)

Incredible Graffiti Covered Building (2)
Who would've thought he'd been so lucky to find this rare gem? He has more pictures here on his blog: Incredible graffiti covered building -- 5 Pointz in New York City. His post also talks about his experience holidaying in the region, and how he came across this magnificent edifice of expression.

I didn't put all of the pictures here, 'cos the photo credits belong to him, for one, and besides, consider a little more traffic there as a little token of our appreciation for his pictures. *wink*

Anyway, I'm off, so enjoy the pictures!

~verus rara avis~

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I'm so sorry that Henry is decapitated.
Anyways, thanks Henry, Joe and Jared not forgetting Brian for the lamp.

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"Giving priority to cases involving civil servants is not meant to delay other cases. Rather, it would save the Government money as civil servants were still getting paid while waiting for their cases to be disposed of." - Tun Ahmad Fairuz Sheikh Abdul Halim, Chief Justice (Malaysia)

That statement offers an awfully interesting insight as to how our judiciary system works, no?

Justice means 'the upholding of what is just, especially fair treatment and due reward in accordance with an honour, standard or law'. I struggle to see the fairness in prioritizing cases involving civil servants.

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