the Perodua Kelisa may be unimaginative junk, with no soul, no flair and no passion as it's actually a cheap Daihatsu knockoff
How would you feel if Top Gear's host attacks one of your "national" cars with sledgehammer before blowing it up? Well Jeremy Clarkson the controversial new host of Top Gear that replaced the injured Richard Hammond did just that to one of our Perodua Kelisa.
In one article, he said its name was like a disease and suggested it was built in jungles by people who wear leaves for shoes. And on the show, he described it as "unimaginative junk, with no soul, no flair and no passion". He then smashed it, hoisted it from a crane with a one-tonne weight attached, before blowing it up.
According to the BBC our Parliament is up in flames because of Clarkson's comments. Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister's Department clearly inflamed told MPs that Clarkson was like a football commentator who cannot play football. He even told MPs, Perodua had not received a single complaint from British owners. Is this accurate? There may be a cover up somewhere.
The thing is our Parliament can't be blamed for being angry. Even I'm a little angry. By insulting Malaysians and the Malay language based on myths, Jeremy shows that he's a racist and just white trash. We Malaysians are not people who wear leaves for shoes showing how shallow and stupid Clarkson really is! If he thinks Malaysians are primitive I'll say that many of his lads are useless drunks who can't stop causing disturbances. British girls on the other hand, don't want to keep their legs shut and are stupid enough to produce more and more bastards. This shows their partners are equally wild and foolish. My comments maybe "xenophobic" but they are based on hard facts from the BBC unlike Clarkson a stupid British ignoramus. Teenage pregnancy rates in the UK are the highest in the world. Britons are also infamous for binge drinking.
Anyway, the Perodua Kelisa may be unimaginative junk, with no soul, no flair and no passion as it's actually a cheap Daihatsu knockoff. What do you automobile junkies think? 'Kelisa' is a fish right?
~multum in parvo~