Survey results indicate that 80% of women are against marriage because...
... they now realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Besides that, the survey also indicates that men are like:
Offense intended to all you callous cads (Thanks Maverick)!
~verus rara avis~
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Soon we'll live in a matriarchal society. Men will be the fairer sex. Double standards will start to hit men very hard. Hehehe. :P
A BIG YES to gender equality! NO to sex discrimination!
And this post is damn hilarious. Laughed my way through the words, haha. *thumbs up*
>> comrade,
Careful what you wish for, dude. As they say, you might just get it. *laughs* Besides, we're already seeing some aspects of that path in modern society... especially the former. Get the picture? ;)
>> huiwen,
Honestly, I'm all for gender equality too. Can't wait to start seeing (note: just seeing, not meeting, which would be quite unfortunate) female chauvinists. =P And yes, the post is a riot!
~verus rara avis~
haha....but I think it is the opposite for your stats 20% to 80%
Well i don't know about you guys but i was more of a salami than sausage anyway ... =P
Besides the pig is supposed to be lucky this year right? XD!
Honestly, I'm all for united kingdom gender equality too.
I guess this means it will be harder to find women who I can treat like princesses.
"Survey results indicate that 80% of women are against marriage". Where are your citations stmaverick? I have not found this statistic anywhere. Remember, the scientific community frowns upon falsified statistics. In fact, corporations have been sued for using falsified statistics to sell their products, and Doctors have lost their licenses to practice by falsifing statistical data. Here is an example of a recent lawsuit over misleading statistical data. http://newsandinsight.thomsonreuters.com/Legal/News/2012/02_-_February/Twelve_law_schools_sued_by_graduates_over_misleading_employment_data/
Falsifying statistical data can have repercussions.
There are MANY reasons why I would not marry most men. And, yes, they DO irritate the crap out of women! I have a man that I love, and he is one of the few good ones on the face of the Earth!
Im sure everything irritates you. And im also sure that you use vibrators every nite, that you havent gotten laid in years and that you're one of the many women of your generation who are chronically bitter and unhappy bc you use misandry to fill that huge spiritual and psychological void you carry deep inside bc you're incapable of true love.
This post is for laughter and humor, why take it so seriously??? You are taking all the fun out of it Mr. Whoeveryouare.