I realise that I haven't been updating here recently. Anyway, I have been working on a series. It's actually a continuation of the "Hypodermic Syringe" story, on a junkie doctor, which I put up months ago (hey, Arbitary Juggernaut!...). But since I'm too lazy and I can't spend much time on the computer now that I'm schooling:

My blog

which contains the 7 installments of the series. Happy Reading!

(Is this blatant self-promotion or what...)

I Need A Girlfriend

Yes. This is an advertisement.

Anyways, as some of you may know, I just got back from NS last week. Sorry, was unable to post anything, cause I just recently moved to Puchong and did not have an Internet connection until yesterday. Will post them soon.

But ya, back to the topic. I need a girlfriend.

So if any girls out there, preferably of Chinese descent, not particularly religious, more than 15 years yet less than 19, intellectual yet not bookworm-ish, less than 170cm in height, can tolerate curses, sexual discussions, and debate on both logical and nonsensical topics, not particularly flirty, and is bored or need someone to disturb you non-stop with SMS and phone calls for the next 2-3 months, and e-mail you for not apparent reason but just to say i lub u everyday after that, and believes that beauty is more than skin deep, give me a nudge.

No Jaspreet, you fit none of the criteria above, so keep your hands in your pants XD.

Get it?

The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details especially in the middle... Oh, my God. Look carefully at the details. BTW, this is a lubricant ad targeted at the French.