Hi,everyone! I know I haven't been committing myself to RANDTS for quite sometime. I'm gonna contribute more starting from now. Got a test tmrw & I just thought of posting something just to get my mind off of it.

I'm sure everyone knows who is Garfield. We all seen him on the cartoon strips in the STAR news paper. We even saw Garfield in the movies, a CG version of Garfield. I downloaded a collection of Garfield comic strips that dated from 1978 to 2002. I love Garfield because of his funny jokes & how he handles his life in his own way. I love the character because we both share the same problem....We hate Monday!! Monday is where class begins! Monday is where Sunday ends! Monday means the start of a long & busy week! Here's a few pictures of Garfield expressing his hatred for Mondays' :





















This are just a few of the comic strips that show how much Garfield hates Monday. Here is another treat! I think I found the real life version of Garfield. I saw this fat orange cat in a shop one day. I could have sworn it looked a little like Garfield. Here's some pictures of it. It's got the colour, it's kind of fat, it was lazy to move & always lays around.

What do you think of Garfield's idea about Mondays? Does anyone share the same feeling like me about Monday? (^__^) If you do, please do tell.

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This can actually be found in my Archive. But I thought I'd post this here just for fun.
Enjoy!

I found this in Reader's Digest (Can't remember the year it was published though. Sorry) A DJ from Germany came up with this idea to come up with nouns to identify and categorise the people around us. So here are the nouns he came up with. And the ones in purple are the alternates.

Anecdultery = The moment when you are halfway through telling someone a story - acting in the know and exaggerating like crazy - when you realise it was their story in the first place. communitake, theminiscing

Binfidel = A person who sneaks his rubbish into your bin once it has been put out on the kerb, so there's never any space for your last forgotten bag. binfiltrator, coup d'etatrash

Boastbuster = A person who, when asked to guess how cheaply you bought something or the size of your pay rise at work, always pciks a figure so extreme that your story falls completely flat. anecdope, pestimator

Buckstop = The space left between the person using an ATM and the first person in the queue behind them. PINcushion, dough man's land

Cosmetic Perjury = The tactful response required when you meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed their hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve their appearance. fake - lift, undiscretion

Edgehog = A train or bus passenger who hogs the aisle seat so that you have to climb over them to get to a vacant spot. yobstacle, AisleBeRightMate

Eyesberg = The icy look a teenage boy gives his mother when he wants her to stop talking to his girlfriend. off - peek, frigidglare

Hope - couture = The item of clothing you keep for years in the vain hope you might fit back into it someday. wishfits, martin - luthers (as in, "I have a dream...")

Lovestuck = The moment on a first date when both people want to make a move but are scared of getting a knockback and as a result, nothing happens. pre - sensual tension, ankissipation

Flaparazzi = Someone who is always in the background of a live news report, waving stupidly at the camera. telepathetic, vextra, eyejacker

Knack - nickers = Someone who can't leave a hotel room without taking every tea bag, sugar sachet, complimentary shampoo etc. artful lodger, kleptomarriott

Teararist = A person in the cinema who seems to take ages to unwrap their sweets or open their chips then eats them one by one, oblivious to the noise. tornmenter, weapon of multiplex destruction

Piece de resistance = The last bit of food left on a plate because everyone wants to be polite. gluttanot, remorsel

Moanotone = The faltering voice you use when you ring work to tell them you're sick. ARGGGHcent, phlegmbellishment

Shinterjection = At a dinner party, the sharp kick made under the table you give your partner to indicate that whatever it is they're saying, they must stop saying it right now. shin dig, toed rage

Tortune = A catchy yet awful song that you just can't get out of your head, even after hearing it playedjust once. ABBAration

Suffermore = A person who is always sicker or worse off than you. If you say you are a bit tired, they are exhausted. If you are snowed under, they tell you to try it with six kids. And when someone runs up the back of your car, it is nothing compared to the accident they had in the summer of 1984. hurtuoso, sickophant

Veriflycation = That involuntary movement of checking the fly made by all men as they re-enter a public place after leaving the bathroom. heflex action

So there. Hope you guys enjoyed it.

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Singaporeans are wacky and so rocking cool! They came up with this drinks called 'Whatever'(non-carbonated) & 'Anything'(carbonated). Wah.. The advertisers also damn chio and came out with these advertisments. Haha.. Salute them!





Mummy brought back Whatever and Anything! And i went out for dinner with Julian..
Then when i'm back, my sister and i came up with this conversation.

Mei: Ey.. Jie, i drank half of WHATEVER. Can't finish it.. You finish it ar?

Me: WHATEVER ar? What about ANYTHING?

Mei: Ok la.. We'll share ANYTHING together.

Me: Whatever(not the drink) la..

Mei: You finish it! I can't finish it!

Me: What?!

Mei: Anything la...

***Laughs...

Again.. Nothing better to do during this break, so i digged some Ethan's picture and photoeditted it.. And i kinda like it alot now...


Bong told me something that i think i NEED to share with you all..
Do you know AKON's full name is......
'Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam'?!
What the hell?!! Freaking long wei! I wonder his parents must have paid alot for his birthcert coz it's like a folio thick! Wahhhaa.... Anyway, he's such an entertainer!

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Just in case you've ever wondered about it, here's an answer from mrBadak.com:


(0_o) ..w00t!!

Now the million dollar question: guess who's the pervert. *grins*

~verus rara avis~

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I stumble on this video on an anime website & got a kick out of it. It's really funny. If you don't believe, take a look.




Tell me your opinion about it. The characters are from the anime called "Full Metal Alchemist" The characters are Greed & Envy who are one of the bad guys in the anime. Remember leave a comment,ok? (^__^)

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Albert, I sure hope that you don't become someone like this guy in the future, yeah? Otherwise your posts are going to be really long.

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?”

The student replied, “Here’s an orange.”

The professor was outraged. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!”

The student then replied, “Okay. I’d tell him ‘I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding . . . “

[ Courtesy of the Ultimate Jokes Collection ]

~verus rara avis~

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My Slate I, 27th Sept '06. Agent A and B were assigned by their faceless boss C to find Harry Potter. Young Harry was a man..or rather, adolescent being hunted; his name placed on the dreaded Schindler's List. The 2nd part of the saga (My Slate II) showed us the bad blood between Agents A and B. Past tensions resurfaced about a Prada-wearing Devil...and the 3rd episode (My Slate III) sees the duo reconciling their pasts. Harry is found but they face a deadly nemesis in Coyote Ugly and his henchmen.

And now, taking movie titles from the 1930's...Out in the city square-

Harry (HP): Alright! There he is! M, over here!*waves frantically to The Aviator*
B: Wow! Look at the size of that plane, A! Them 'plane builders just get better an' better in these Modern Times...How is he gonna land though?
A: Those City Lights ought to help; the brightness will stop him from crashing into the buildings. When Mr. Smith Went to Washington, he kept complaining the lights blinded him...

*the aircraft lands smoothly and the trio embark the plane*

M: So, Harry, why'd you call me for? *pats HP fondly on the head*
HP: Sir, you've gotta help me!...I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang!
M: Bless The Wizard of Oz! How DID that happen?
HP: *leans in* Well, It Happened One Night...

-The murder of Sir Dodsworth, a rare honest politician, by powerful underworld members had caused chaos. His closest aides were given death sentences, among them, young Harry. The prison that enclosed them was a hell unimaginable to any human. Those who entered never saw the light on day again.-

HP: I was spending A Night at the Opera house, lying low from Coyote Ugly, and I met this...*pauses* amazing girl.
B: *breathes* Sally...
HP: We were like The Adventures of Robin Hood...me and my Maid Marion, y'know? We were together when I was captured but I pushed her into the darkness...and The Lady Vanishes to safety. Imagine my shock when she emerged as the Bride of Frankenstein, that is, the Pianist...the guy who arrested me.
M: *whispers* Holy shit.
HP: Sally and I communicated using the Code of the Secret Service. We'd never stopped loving each other. The Thin Man married her forcefully, to use her against me. *gets angry* By Jove, I'll kill him!
A: So the stories are all true. I overheard at Le Quai des brumes that you were in Duck Soup for creating Trouble in Paradise. If you can call being married to the Pianist paradise anyway... *snorts disdainfully* Well, it's All Quiet on the Western Front now. Let's get moving and we'll be Gone With the Wind.
HP: Where will we go now?
B: First, we'll take you to visit old Scarface. The Invisible Man wants to see you first. Take the One Way Passage, M.
M: Righto, chief...

-the plane quietly ascends and disappears into the night sky-

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What happens if George W. Bush gets Force powers? What kind of a Jedi would he be? Check this video out to know the answers! It's hilarious; I guarantee that!



~verus rara avis~

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camwhoring is fun. being vain is awesome. and being wacky is just plain great!



imgine life without fun? it'll be... boring...

taking pictures of yourself, no matter how dorky, or un-photogenic you are, still, take pictures! but if you dont feel like it, play dress-up or play with dolls or something. or play with babies! they're always fun! hahaha.

i have been having less fun these days, due to the problems that i had. heh. but im TRYING to have fun again. starting with camwhoring. its fun and wacky...



see what i mean? ;)

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yes. thats right. im doing a camwhoring contest... those who are interested are welcome to join... :)

any questions? just ask me.

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