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As this news article from The Register puts it:

Durex Down Under is looking for Aussies over the age of 18 to fill 200 positions as condom testers, stuff.co.nz reports.

Durex marketing manager Sam White explained that successful applicants would get a AU$60 selection of rubberwear, and would be "required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance".

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Since it's only open to Australians, here are a few things before I go change my nationality:
  1. Do we have to bring our own - erm - partner?
  2. Are ladies allowed to apply if they bring their own partner?
  3. Will we be monitored during the - erm - testing period?
  4. When's the next flight to Australia?

ROFLMAO! =)

~verus rara avis~

23 mad rant(s):



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  1. Shine said...

    the picture of the girl you posted is hawt...

    and i dont think it is necessary to do all the bringing partners and stuff, just go there, apply, take their condoms home and test, then go and give an 'honest feedback'...  

  2. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    LOL! imagine a guy going...

    "I tried your company's new range of flavored condoms and found the taste to be quite satisfactory..."  

  3. Shine said...

    ... jaspreet is a sick gay fack as always. a normal guy wouldn't go and taste the condom now, would he?  

  4. Comrade Cripple said...

    Who's that hottie? Jared's girlfriend? Shine's crush?

    If juggernaut wants eat them (flavoured condoms), I hope he doesn't get rubber allergies. Shine will sure test it with someone/something. What would stmaverick do? But, given the chance jump on in. Perhaps with the girl.

    Muahahahahahahahahahaha!

    ~multum in parvo~  

  5. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    LOL!

    Hey shine! Remember Ricky and is "sotong" story?

    LOL! LOL! LOL!

    Our mutual friend Ricky who is a champion "Cock-Talker" told us about his friend (or was it his own experience i don't quite remember) using the aforementioned seafood as a medium through which to attain personal satisfaction...
    Read into that what you will...
    >;D  

  6. Shine said...

    of course!

    what i remember better is you humping the slit between the 2 tables in the discussion room after he told the story  

  7. Comrade Cripple said...

    Lol, so shameless meh? Get a girl man juggernaut, you need the release.

    ROFL  

  8. thwen said...

    The photographer got the focusing spot on with that portrait, haha. But where are her angel wings??? *laughs*

    Durex Australia certainly knows how to market their products, haha! I wonder when and how will Durex Malaysia market their condoms? The 'One Million Reasons' tagline is kinda boring already, though it made me laughed like a madwoman when I first read it. ONE MILLION REASONS?! Goodness! isn't that too exaggerated?  

  9. johnleemk said...

    thwen:

    Are you kidding me? According to Wikipedia, there are a minimum of 40 million reasons for using a condom, and as many as 600 million. (The average number of reasons would be around 250 million.)

    Frankly, that "one million reasons" tagline is an insult to male virility. Who came up with that slogan, some bra-burning feminist?  

  10. stmaverick said...

    @Shine & @Arbitary Juggernaught,
    Interesting. Of all places to spar, you do it on my post. Still, your... "contributions" are much appreciated (I still haven't figured out the sotong thingy though). But Shine, I have to agree she's uber-HOT. =D

    @Comrade,
    As if I could ever land a girlfriend that hot. LOL. Thanks for your confidence in my abilities though! =P

    @huiwen7,
    When you've got a girl looking that hot in the picture, guys (including me) tend not to focus on anything else in the picture. XD

    johnleemk,
    40 million ways to use a condom?? I wonder who was the enterprising soul who went out and discovered them all. Can you imagine? LOL. =)

    ~verus rara avis~  

  11. Comrade Cripple said...

    (stmaverick): There seems to be reason you chose the girl. Perhaps it's a sub-conscious attraction to her beauty.

    I think the best candidate for a condom tester would be a womaniser with a wide sexual imagination. What do you think? Perhaps even a horny girl could be a condom tester. Still if Durex really, really needs testers they could provide the partners.

    On another note, it seems that sexualised posts are really popular. Shine scored big time. The same thing could be said about your latest post especially with the hot girl. I will post up something about sex soon just to experiment.

    (Shine & Arbitary Juggernaught): Both of you guys seem to have an interest at attacking each others masculinity. One moment we have gay accusations. Then somebody tries to portray the other as a sexual deviant. I know it's all jokes and meant for laughs. So, keep up your war, alright? You guys add so much colour to RANDTS.

    (johnleemk): What's with the 40 million reasons? You have been reading too much about the prudes (more likely too narrow mindedly stupid). There's this article which tells of whole villages using condoms for everything except sex. Those guys sure have many reasons. Still, 40 million seems too overblown. How virile can normal men be? We are not like Zeus the legendary womaniser. Too bad his womanising ways caused him to killed by his bastard child, Kratos (happens in God of War 2).

    Anyhow, going braless may be a good idea for women after all. According to CAP's Konsumer, bras cause a ton problems including promoting sagging a breasts worst enemy after breast cancer. So, is advice to go braless a good idea?

    (huiwen7): Angel Wings? Victoria's Secret Angel? No wonder that model is so sultry. Anyway, in a study involving photos like the one in this post revealed something startling. In pictures of girls, guys stared at the face first and ladies stared at the 'goods' first. In pictures of guys, girls stared at the face first and guys at the crotch first. Weird eh?

    ~multum in parvo~  

  12. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    WOI! What la Shine.... I talk about Ricky oso u bang me... Tiu U la.. ;P

    And i did not hump the damn table!

    Oh and maverick... about the sotong... U put your dick in it and masturbate apparently... (just remember guys that it wasn't my idea)

    Now aren't you glad i explained that for you... >;P

    Albert... Don't masuk campur all okay...

    You know what they say la... those who talk about it the most do it the least! ;) So keep talkin Shine... Were all ears! >;)  

  13. johnleemk said...

    >_<

    The minimum amount of sperm in a typical male's ejaculate is about 40 million; the maximum is 600 million, and the average is 250 million. When you consider that just one sperm can cause a pregnancy, those add up to a lot of reasons to use protection.

    Oh yeah, and don't listen to CAP, they're a bunch of paranoid "the sky is falling" kind of people.

    As for the study about those photos, obviously girls want to see who has the bigger jugs and guys want to see who has the bigger equipment.  

  14. Comrade Cripple said...

    (arbitrary juggernaut): I have to jump into all blog "wars" here on RANDTS. So, I have to masuk campur into your fight. The Comrade likes battles you see.

    So, sotong seems like a good idea until you think of disease. Who knows what the bloody sotong has been doing. Nobody wants seaborne STDs. Come on, use something better and cleanable like a torchlight (not the lampu suluh). But, be sure to use lube especially the one in this ad.

    (johnleemk): Preventing sperm on entering the vagina is only one reason to use a condom.*rolls eyes*

    I know CAP are a bunch of nut-jobs. The bra article was mostly nonsense in the first place. Their worst article was linking drinking calcium rich milk to osteoporosis apparently because the high protein content of milk stops calcium absorption. Absolute trash! Sadly my mom got influenced until her doctor gave a wake up call.

    ~multum in parvo~  

  15. Shine said...

    what is CAP?

    sorry lor jaspreet, couldn't resist mar...  

  16. Comrade Cripple said...

    Consumer Association of Penang is CAP. They are full of apocalyptic paranoia. They rant about so many things including miniskirts, chicken and so many other stuff. They paint a picture of the world where everybody will die a horrible death because man-made poisons. A bunch of fools!

    ~multum in parvo~  

  17. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    Chillax Shiny-Boy all is forgiven...

    CAP SUX CAP SUX! HATS ARE SOOOO MUCH BETTER! ;P  

  18. thwen said...

    I sense a mini war going on again. Unfortunately, I don't want to take part in it. I prefer to be one of those spectators with popcorn and soda in hand. Erm, camera too. =) So I shall shut up (for now).  

  19. johnleemk said...

    "Preventing sperm on entering the vagina is only one reason to use a condom."

    A contraceptive method which can prevent only one spermatozoon from reaching the ovum is hardly a contraceptive method worth using. One reason is not enough!  

  20. Comrade Cripple said...

    (johnleemk): By typing sperm I mean all the sperm ejaculated during sex. I didn't mean one sperm. Just stop arguing the context of words.  

  21. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    Sperm is plural my dear John... ;)  

  22. johnleemk said...

    Hey, I'm not the one who changed the terms of the debate. :p  

  23. Arbitary Juggernaut said...

    . . .

    Whos' the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?

    ;)  


 

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